"When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!” My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?"
I don’t care what this article is, that photo is getting reTumbl’d.
(That You Can’t Do in Socialist Europe or Some Other Backwater)
Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, has an actual woodshop, where he and his team create handmade, old-world style furniture and other wood products. They just released hand-carved, limited edition, mustache combs. EPIC!
Aww hell nooo! This is great.