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nbcparksandrec:

Ron and Tammy! 
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally hit the red carpet.

Babes.

nbcparksandrec:

Ron and Tammy!

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally hit the red carpet.

Babes.

(Source: instagram.com, via homicidalbrunette)

— 9 months ago with 2383 notes
#nick offerman  #megan mullally 
suicideblonde:

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman at the LA premiere of Kings of Summer, May 27th
Really wanna get in the middle of this sexy sandwich.

suicideblonde:

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman at the LA premiere of Kings of Summer, May 27th

Really wanna get in the middle of this sexy sandwich.

— 1 year ago with 584 notes
#megan mullally  #nick offerman 
"When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!” My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?”"
— 2 years ago with 6918 notes
#nick offerman 
azizisbored:

I don’t care what this article is, that photo is getting reTumbl’d.
gq:

Nick Offerman’s List of the 25 Most American Things You Can Do Today
(That You Can’t Do in Socialist Europe or Some Other Backwater)

azizisbored:

I don’t care what this article is, that photo is getting reTumbl’d.

gq:

Nick Offerman’s List of the 25 Most American Things You Can Do Today

(That You Can’t Do in Socialist Europe or Some Other Backwater)

— 2 years ago with 4436 notes
#nick offerman  #gq 

(Nick Offerman) Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. He builds boats and tables in real life.



Your chainsaw is so phallic.

(Nick Offerman) Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. He builds boats and tables in real life.

Your chainsaw is so phallic.

(Source: myfakeboyfriends, via chubstr)

— 2 years ago with 398 notes
#nick offerman 

foolonyou:

thephlipside:

Offerman Woodshop

Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, has an actual woodshop, where he and his team create handmade, old-world style furniture and other wood products. They just released hand-carved, limited edition, mustache combs. EPIC!

 Aww hell nooo! This is great.

— 2 years ago with 4588 notes
#nick offerman