I was reading some Cracked article the other day and they made some joke about something giving you “the sexual prowess of John Goodman” in a negative way. And I was all like, “fuck you and your boring, limited sense of what people want.”
Also, seriously, if you’re gonna pick on a fat guy, don’t choose the one People Magazine dubbed “sexiest big guy” once.
Okay, now I sound like a lunatic. ANYWAY.
(Source: finch, via fuckyeahjohngoodman)