I was reading some Cracked article the other day and they made some joke about something giving you “the sexual prowess of John Goodman” in a negative way. And I was all like, “fuck you and your boring, limited sense of what people want.”

Also, seriously, if you’re gonna pick on a fat guy, don’t choose the one People Magazine dubbed “sexiest big guy” once. 

Okay, now I sound like a lunatic. ANYWAY.

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danconnersflannels:

S3E20

“HER BOYFRIEND’S BACK”

FLANNEL#2

New favorite tumblr.

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thinsailorsknots:

S1E15: Nightmare on Oak Street

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weloveroseanne:

classy

I have a tendency to sing along with this theme song. Especially when it was really sassy back in the beginning.

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thedailywhat:

Roseanne Reunion of the Day: John Goodman is reportedly one dotted i away from signing on to reunite with Roseanne Barr for a new sitcom called Downwardly Mobile.

Deadline says the former Roseanne star is in “final negotiations” to co-lead the series co-created by Barr, her boyfriend John Argent, and former Roseanne executive produce Eric Gilliland.

The show itself involves a mobile home park proprietor (Barr) who plays “surrogate mother” to its residents. Goodman is set to play a park employee who has a “buddy relationship” with Barr.

If Downwardly Mobile gets picked up, it will air on NBC.

[deadline.]

YES PLEASE.

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